Analyse and I are playing a guessing game which got a little silly ….I said with the intended answer to be a fairy …I say ” I fart glitterwhen I sneeze rainbows come out of my nose I have wings and fly and I sprinkle stuff on people …what am I” analyses response without hesitation ..LADY GAGA

**Analyse is my 6 year old niece. :P

I just redid my theme. I love it!! I am now not embarrassed for people to see it. :P 

1.)There once was a young man from Rome
    From women he’d often get domed
    Till one day while in bed
    A girl chopped off his head
    Respectively now he stays home

• • 2.)There was a lass from Utah 
        Who had a rather large sized bra
        All the men liked to hoot
        While shed strut in her suit
        Soon she’d give herpes to all

    3.)

    There once was a gal from Peru
        Who gained pleasure by using her shoe
        One day in the sack it got caught in her snatch
        Only left with her right one it’s true

I felt they needed to be shared.